I'll write more later, but while I was at work today I found this article and thought it had the best headline ever.
http://www.cnsnews.com/ViewCommentary.asp?Page=%5CCommentary%5Carchive%5C200502%5CCOM20050225a.html
In forty-five minutes, I have to go to the Laff Stop to sign up for stand-up. The first time, since moving to Houston, was awesome. I did a great job. The last time, ehhh, not so much. It was terrible. But I'm back baby and going tonight with a story about my balls. Well, really, it's about all of our balls, your and mine, ours as a people. Okay, just mine. I modified it from a previous bit. I need to go. Hope I do well. Honestly, how many people are going to say, "Well, hope it's a disaster"?