My review of Weezer's new album - Make Believe is three words long:
Piece of shit.
I couldn't get passed the first 45 seconds of any song. It's pretty bad. Teen angst is great for teenagers, but Rivers, you are 35 years old. Go and listen to Pinkerton and Blue and think about what you have done. Don't come out until you #1 grow up or #2 decide to quit making music. I did see the progression head this way though. The green album wasn't horrible, but it wasn't great, either. Maladriot was bad, but I could get through it.
If there was a scale from 1-5 Make believe would be 0.9.