January 10, 2004

reptilicus reeks much havoc

Interestingly enough, President bush has single handedly torn, burned, and pissed on the Bill of Rights. Terrorist alert my ass. We need an idiot alert to let us know what kind of mood Bush is in so we know what we can and cannot do. When he is in a good mood the alert will be low, meaning he has had a full night’s sleep and is in good spirits today. Moderate means his favorite show on the WB was cancelled and he is slightly upset, but luckily one of his secret service men has the whole show on tape and Bush didn’t know the difference until halfway through the show. High would be when he didn’t get a lot of sleep because of the shouting of the oppressed and his dog pissed on his shoes. Severe would be when Cheney bitch slapped Bush unconscious and has taken over and the streets are flowing with the blood of the non-believers.
I got the former article from Wil Wheaton's page. I also got this article from his page. It is a planetary photo-journal from NASA.They are just automatically cool because they explore space, and they have that tempurpedic bed. Technology from SPACE!!!! Damn, they have other products with the SPACE seal on it to certify that it is indeed technology from SPACE!! I want to put the little picture on here, but I am at work and have nowhere to save it. But these companies link consumer products with SPACE!!! Well, I think i covered a lot today. From the Bill of Rights to SPACE!!! I also wanted to share this site i just found about Cletus. You'll see. Hehe. Awesome.

Posted by jessab at January 10, 2004 10:11 AM
Comments

I don't believe you linked tempurpedic. Weirdo! Will you teach me to do things like that?

Posted by: Kristyn at January 14, 2004 07:08 PM