So...
I am reading The Fabric of the Cosmos by Brian Greene and it is quite an interesting read. Hardcore physics for the literature fan as it were. I have been enjoying myself with it, but it is hard to read more than 30 pages at a time with how heavy it can get. Not incomprehensible, just a lot to take in at once. I think he is a fan of The Simpsons. He mentions them just about every other page. Other things, Joel and I saw Shrek 2 (electric boogaloo) this afternoon. Man, that movie is funny. Puss in Boots is a very cool character, but there was a lack of Dragon, very disappointing.
Eddie Murphy, stop being a pansy and do some stand-up damn it! Who cares that you are a family man now? Did you see Haunted Mansion? Damn!!! Stop your whining and get back to where you need to be. Fuck!
My sister-in-law came to me today and asked me if I had any Wierd Al Yankovic cds. Tears came to my eyes and I said that it was time. I gave her the cd that i had and also handed her UHF. My girl, you are wise beyond your years. It is so nice when they are already cool and you don't have to prod them in the right direction.
A mini-rant that I want to go on....C2 from Coke. Yeah half the carbs and calories than regular Coke. There is something that has no carbs or calories and from what I have heard tastes the same way, it's called Diet Coke. I don't know if you have heard of it, but it is revolutionary. You know what would be really cool. If Diet Coke used Splenda. Splenda is good. That's it really. Out for now.
Right on about Eddie Murphy, yo. I want jokes about pussy, crackheads and sasquatch wives, and I want to hear the word fuck about 400 times an hour.
I was thinking of watching Raw, then watching Haunted Mansion and inserting phrases from Raw. Much like The Dead Zone/Weird Science/Breakfast Club/ 16 candles.
The goddamn TV is the devil. Stop encouraging me, dammmmn yoooouuuuuuu!!!!!