Meeting with ABC exectuives:
moron movie producer"Ok, I have this awesome idea for a movie. There is this mob boss, right? And he dies, I don't know, from being old or something, and he leaves the mob in control of his niece or daughter or some young female relative. The catch is that this young woman who is now in charge of the mob is, get this: a fashion student. Yeah, she has no idea how to run the mob; she "designs outfits that don't include a gun holster". So what do you think, ABC executives? Can you financially back my movie idea? Can you play it on one of your many oh so popular channels, like ABC family for instance?
ABC executives: My God, Man! That is freekin' genius! We are not only going to give you money to make this movie, we witll throw in the star of the Sopranos.
moron movie producer: James Gandolfini?!?
ABC executives: No, the other guy, the old bald guy. It will seal the movie as "mob".
moron movie producer: Excellent! I will get on it right away. We cannot deprive the public of such a movie for too long!!!
ABC executive: What is the title?
moron movie producer: I call it "Crimes of Fashion" you know, like crimes of passion, but with fashionable clothes.
ABC executives: Brilliant!!!
"More and more Americans get their news from ABC News, than
from any other source." Shouldn't you?
The above should answer any questions you have about the quality of shows that ABC puts on the air.
You've probably driven someone to suicide with such tales of stupidity. And it may be me. Don't tell me anything ever again. Damn youuuuu!!!!
Posted by: kristyn at July 30, 2004 04:22 PM