Joel is in the land that Arnold thinks he built with his fantastic movies, and I am here missing, working, dancing, singing, reading....
All that is true, everything except the dancing part, and the singing. Unless you count in the car, then yes, I have been singing.
You know what reality show I would actually watch? Christians fighting lions in a huge coliseum. It doesn't always have to be Christians, though. You could bring in different groups, like the cast of Dawson's Creek, Aerosmith, Keith Richards, everyone who hosts a design show... The list is endless and so is the entertainment.
Channeling Spyder Jerusalem:
I hate it here. However, people suck just as much, if not more, anywhere else you might end up. It really isn't all that bad. Enough people and things keep it interesting, but not too far away from absolutely nothing. In fact, absolutely nothing is just thirty minutes away. The further you go, the less there is, until you come up over yourself and BAM! there's civilization again.
Speaking of civilization, I have to get ready to go to the city. (N'awlins)
Mmmmm Muffaletta......